Overheard on the radio 📻 "Trump believes that Global Warming is a hoax created by the Chinese..."   I guess he never saw that movie 🎥 by that guy who invented the internet🌍🌞

Overheard in Thai restaurant...
Girl: 👧 "So I told my Mom that I lost my virginity at my Dermatologist's office."

Guy (justly confused) 😕 : "Really ?  So wait,  like how does that even happen? "

Then my food came so... End of cool story,  bro.

Overheard on Q platform 86th Street....

Guy looks at phone "Louie's hosting SNL again! HOT DOG!!"

Girlfriend ....silence, as she continues to look for the train.
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She doesn't get it....