Overheard on the radio 📻 "Trump believes that Global Warming is a hoax created by the Chinese..."   I guess he never saw that movie 🎥 by that guy who invented the internet🌍🌞

Overheard in Thai restaurant...
Girl: 👧 "So I told my Mom that I lost my virginity at my Dermatologist's office."

Guy (justly confused) 😕 : "Really ?  So wait,  like how does that even happen? "

Then my food came so... End of cool story,  bro.

Overheard on Q platform 86th Street....

Guy looks at phone "Louie's hosting SNL again! HOT DOG!!"

Girlfriend ....silence, as she continues to look for the train.
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She doesn't get it....

Today's Subway Haikus 5.4.10

Today's Subway Haikus 5.4.10

Annoying girl with
Suitcase, move out of the way
You make me so sad
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Do not cough into
Your hand and then touch the pole
That's how we get sick
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Leaning on the pole
Like that makes you look like you're
totally clueless

-by evie

PITCHING TO JESSE EISENBERG

A PITCH MEETING WITH JESSE EISENBERG

Studio Executive:
Hey Jesse - thanks for coming in. I have several new projects that I think you are gonna love.

Jesse:
That sounds awesome. I'm really looking forward to branching out into some interesting and challenging character work.

Studio Executive:
Great! So first up is a commercial spot for a big soft drink- and we also want to talk to your sister Hallie Kate about this.....So it's set in an Italian restaurant and..

Jesse:
Stop. It sounds like "The Godfather Girl" spot , plus one.... I'm not interested

Studio Executive:
Great! I totally understand Ok.... so I have a couple of films for your consideration.
The first project is titled: 'Rye Playland' and it's....

Jesse:
Hold on just a sec.... is that set in the Amusement Park Rye Playland?

Studio Executive:
Yup! In Rye NY! You're from New York right?!

Jesse:
Ok - cause I'm kinda trying to move away from the whole amusement park genre thing - after starring in Adventureland and Zombieland...ya know?

Studio Executive:
Gotcha - well true, this one is set in an amusement park - but here's the catch...
you would NOT be a virgin....

Jesse:
Hmmm... interesting - but still I think I want to avoid the amusement park thing....
I mean I'm not even amused by amusement parks in real life... so whatever...what else do you have?

Studio Executive:
Ok - this film sounds hilarious... it's called "This Land is Your Land" and...

Jesse:
Yeah, I'm kinda also trying to avoid movies with the word "Land" in them, but maybe
I can consider it - if there are no amusement parks involved...

Studio Executive:
Great! well- it's a mockumentary so it will be hilarious.. and you will play this guy
who is a Roller Coaster enthusiast who travels across the country trying to break
the Guinness book of World Records in Coaster....

Jesse:
Stop right there. So It has the word Land, and is all about Amusement Parks...and I am assuming my character is a virgin?

Studio Executive:
Well - yes - but the good new is - you will get to wear brown corduroy pants & a hoodie,
and you get to shyly make out with a hot brunette chick....

Jesse:
Ok. I'm outta here.... (leaves)

Studio Executive:
Wait! How about hosting Saturday Night Live?

Jesse: (comes back in the room)
Yeah .....NOW you're talkin'!
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Written by: Evie Aronson 10/5/09
eviearonson@yahoo.com
www.eviechevy.blogspot.com

PRIDE & PREJU-JUICE - THE JANE AUSTEN THEMED JUICE BAR - SPOT #1

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CLICK THIS LINK TO LISTEN TO THE RECORDING OF THIS SPOT:
http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/song_2571477

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ANNOUNCER
Don’t you deserve something special –
a place you can call your own?
Perhaps we can PERSUADE you to come to your Senses and sensibility and visit:Pride & Preju-Juice – The Jane Austen themed Juice Bar.

You’ll enjoy treats such as:
Always A Lady Catherine – Peaches n Cream smoothie

The Elinor Dashwood – Strawberry, banana and a dash of soymilk

Oh, Mr. Darcy – Hot Apple oatmeal and bananas topped with brown sugar

Letters to my Lover – Passion Fruit w/Mango juice and a pinch of pomegranate

Bring your favorite Jane Austen novel or purchase one from us….. sit and read for a while – and remember you get a 50% discount on Tuesdays if you come dressed as your favorite Jane Austen character.

You’ll find Pride & Preju-Juice – The Jane Austen themed Juice Bar in your local mall food court or international airport. Stop in today because, in the words of Jane Austen herself: “What is right to be done cannot be done too soon”

CHICKEN POX PLAY DATE

PARODY PSA - written for RADIOMEATSAUCE - May 2009
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LISTEN TO THIS SPOT ON REVERB NATION -
CLICK THIS LINK: http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/song_2008878
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CHILD
Mommy! Mommy! Look at that Johnny! He has all these funny red spots on his face and his arms and hands and…..

MOTHER
Yes, honey – he has the Chicken Pox – that’s why we scheduled this play date.
And, because it’s so nice to share, Johnny’s going to share his Chicken pox with you! It’s going to be so much fun!

ANNOUNCER
So….is a Chicken Pox play date right for your kids?A growing number of parents are looking to expose their children to chicken pox the "old-fashioned way," due to their concerns about the chicken pox vaccine.
Rather than a one-on-one play date, some parents opt for the Chicken Pox Party.Suggested activities include:
Connect the dots on Susie’s Face (with your finger)
Pin your tongue on the pox sore
Breathe On Your neighbor
And
Who can cough the loudest (without covering their mouth)

So if you are the type of parents who want their kids to have EVERYTHING, plan your Chicken Pox play date or party now.

Fast Disclaimer Announcer

Play dates and parties not recommended for Swine Flu or Mad Cow Diseaseconsult your farmer or pharmacist for more information