Wednesday, May 6, 2009

CHICKEN POX PLAY DATE

PARODY PSA - written for RADIOMEATSAUCE - May 2009
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CHILD
Mommy! Mommy! Look at that Johnny! He has all these funny red spots on his face and his arms and hands and…..

MOTHER
Yes, honey – he has the Chicken Pox – that’s why we scheduled this play date.
And, because it’s so nice to share, Johnny’s going to share his Chicken pox with you! It’s going to be so much fun!

ANNOUNCER
So….is a Chicken Pox play date right for your kids?A growing number of parents are looking to expose their children to chicken pox the "old-fashioned way," due to their concerns about the chicken pox vaccine.
Rather than a one-on-one play date, some parents opt for the Chicken Pox Party.Suggested activities include:
Connect the dots on Susie’s Face (with your finger)
Pin your tongue on the pox sore
Breathe On Your neighbor
And
Who can cough the loudest (without covering their mouth)

So if you are the type of parents who want their kids to have EVERYTHING, plan your Chicken Pox play date or party now.

Fast Disclaimer Announcer
Play dates and parties not recommended for Swine Flu or Mad Cow Diseaseconsult your farmer or pharmacist for more information

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