Written for Radio Meatsauce - November 2008
First there was The UNIVITED
“You were wrong there are ghosts in here”
Then there was The UNBORN
“Do you think it’s possible to be haunted by
someone who was never even born?”
Now comes the most terrifying incomplete task of them all:
Well, I dunno – I was thinking maybe English or possibly Engineering
Whattaya think your Father and I are paying
all this tuition for you to be wishy-washy?
I don’t know…I’m not sure…I can’t take this pressure…
and all of my friends seem to be mysteriously disappearing…
If you want to live to see Graduation Day, You must make a choice!!!
Big Man On Campus Productions presents: THE UNDECLARED.
Not choosing a major has never been so deadly.
SFX: Woman Screams
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